Maybe Taken Will Take Down Paul Blart This Weekend

The trailer looks kind of cheesy (Liam Neeson explaining his “skills” to the kidnappers) but SOMETHING has to unseat Paul Blart: Mall Cop this weekend, so why not Taken? It’s gotta be better than Renee Zellweger’s Chilled In Miami New In Town:

If “I will tear down the Eiffel Tower if I have to!” has to become the new “Get off my plane!”, it will still be worth it. Paul Blart must die.