Barnacles!: The No Cussing Club Kid Gets Death Threats

(Full disclosure: two of my friends own No Cussing Club tshirts, because they’re orange, and because ironic tshirts will apparently never die.) McKay Hatch, the youngster who started a True Love Waits-type club, but for not cussing, is suddenly getting so many death threats that the FBI has gotten involved. He has also been sent thousands of dollars worth of pizza that he didn’t order! The Fox And Friends people talked to him this weekend:

I’m not going to learn the names of the Fox And Friends friends, but what was that one guy going to say about “barnacles”? “Testicles?” “Testicles” is not a cuss word, “cheeky” Fox guy.