I’ve never wished that I was friends with Kanye before. I like his music. I think his silly boasting is funny. He seems like a perfectly nice person, especially for a fame. But I’ve been happy admiring him from afar. Until now. I really want to be friends with Kanye West now. We could just chill and do whatever. Come over, dude. I’ve got an XBOX! I’ll make omelets! When he comes over, I’ll be like “bring your laptop, we can make goof-around beats,” but secretly when he is using the bathroom because of so many mimosas, I will log into his Vimeo account and I will delete this incredibly embarrassing and completely misguided video. BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT FRIENDS DO.
Speaking of friends, thanks for the tip, Megan.