So last night, as part of an Eagles vs Cardinals bet on the sports blog Deadspin.com, this guy Will Leitch hit his friend AJ Daulerio in the face with a cookie sheet, and I “got” to be one of the shrieking women in the background (a role I was born to play). Please do not try this at home. (Also, I’ve never heard a man say “cookie sheet” before this incident.):
Those two grown men in their 30’s are totally your two boyfriends. Have fun trying to juggle them both! I’m going to suggest a cookie sheet bash for Gabe’s next Double Dog.