How To Protect Yourself From A Bear-Hug

It’s all in the testicle-grabbing:

The weird thing is, these guys (or the main white-haired guy, who knows about his mute rag-doll of a friend) seem TOTALLY NORMAL except for everything they’re doing with their bodies and saying with their mouths. Also, this is basically the same primer I would have given anyone who wished to win a wrestling match with my little brother when we were in elementary school (in middle school I changed strategy to psychological warfare.) I would really like to know what this was all about. (Via everythingisterrible.)