Paul Blart: Mall Cop Slightly Less Popular Than George W. Bush

In his last weeks in office, George W. Bush’s approval rating has risen slightly, to 34 percent. As you can tell from Rotten Tomatoes’ completely scientific and therefore 100% accurate analysis of the American movie going public, this makes George W. Bush, the man largely responsible for the War in Iraq, countless crimes against humanity, the tragic failure to react to Hurricane Katrina, and MC Rove, slightly more popular than the fart butt “comedy” starring Kevin James. He is 7 more popular.

It may have taken eight years and immeasurable destruction, but I think it’s finally fair to say:

President Bush: 1