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Kid Gets Tongue Stuck To Metal Pole Like In A Christmas Story

This local news human interest report on a little embarrassed boy who imitated A Christmas Story and got his tongue stuck to a metal pole seems like it had its basis in a Craig’s List ad (who would call the station about this?), but it’s not often that you hear the words “triple dog dare” on the news. Poor kid:

We get it: it’s really fucking cold.