Grown Man Ashamed To Have Figured Out Who Wins The Bachelor

In a charming YouTube video he describes as “proof I have too much time on my hands,” a Canadian gentleman demonstrates with footage how he’s figured out, only two episodes in, which woman Jason chooses in this season’s The Bachelor. Spoiler alert:

I love when he curses while trying to find the right screencap, and insults himself for even watching the show. The commenters seem to love it, too. I predict marriage proposals! As for his “pinky ring theory,” I’m cautiously optimistic but skeptical: after all, making all of the women pose while Jason pretends to propose to them is EXACTLY the type of thing they would do on this show.