Hamster Cheats At Cute Carrot-Eating Contest

Do not be fooled by this hamster. Despite internet raves for his carrot-eating quickness, that carrot is so still in his cheeks, you can totally see it!:

Aside from cuteness (and SCANDAL!), I mainly like this because it gives me a chance to remind everyone of the #1 video I find myself describing in great detail in real life, usually in an inappropriate dinner table setting: The Pelican And The Pigeon. (Except the carrot doesn’t fight back.)