This Is Your Dad’s Music Video

Thanks to this week’s Ultimate Tipping Champion, Denise, for this incredible music video of a High School Science teacher (my guess) singing his original soft metal masterpiece, “Without You,” about loneliness, featuring beaches, bogs, clouds, and some sort of local model who probably doesn’t know this is on the internet. This is a drop everything and watch now kind of situation. You will be hearing about this guy:

I would like that to be my ringtone. Turns out Pensacola’s (I knew it!) Mark Gormley has been making these since 2006 with almost no views. Like this one with animation, about birds:

Or this one, about…9/11?:

Mark Gormley for Most Famous YouTube Star of January, 2009, please.