Earlier today it was reported that Olivia’s cousin Nevan (because that’s a name that people have) from The City was once arrested for trying to buy a blowjob using Oxycontin. That is still the second funniest thing after Hugh Jackman peeing his pants. Anyway, it seemed pretty impossible that something like that would ever make it on the air, but apparently MTV has decided to answer their critics who claim that shows like The City are lifeless staged soap operas (true storayyyy). As this exclusive clip shows, things get pretty gully for Whitney and friends in the Big Apple:
Jokes. Thanks for the much-needed correction, AstroZombie. All low budget black dramas from the mid-90s about life in “the hood” look the same.