“iFart Changes Everything”

For every kid who tried to get their parents to buy a whoopie cushion from that ad page in every Archie comic, or made a fart sound into a cassette recorder and hid it under a sibling’s chair over and over, trying to get the timing right, there’s the iPhone app “iFart,” which you all probably already know about but I just found out about because I don’t have an iPhone, okay? TRY NOT TO LAUGH. It isn’t possible:

And it’s apparently the #1 selling iPhone app? Of course it is! I really hope there’s some dude out there right now buying a McMansion with cash and calling it “The house that farts built.” (Thanks for the tip, Alex!)