Happy New Year From A Slimy Divorce Lawyer

Some lawyer in Seattle made a special local commercial just for holiday/New Year divorces. I think the first rule of commercial-making should be “Don’t advertise that you will help ruin someone’s New Year.” Also, the people who are supposed to be in need of Gallagher, Esq.’s services are, like, mean slobs? Hey Mike, they’re supposed to represent your clients:

HOWEVER, it is amazing that this is how the screenwriter of this “dramatization” (ha) thinks couples have a fight:

Woman: “Whatever.”
Man: “Whatever.”

…and scene! It’s like The War Of The Roses Part 2. (Via The Soup blog.)