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Vince Offer’s New Year’s Resolution Is To Improve His Already Half-Decent Spanish

With Vince Offer it’s never a question of whether what he’s saying is amazing or not, it’s a question of how amazing, and how much you want it as your ringtone. Even in a foreign language that some people may or may not understand a single word of, the man is incredible. Rough translation:

“With the ShamWow you can dry up all your tears. This is what Jesus used to clean the feet of Mary Magdalene. Pow! Life is hard enough as it is. Get all your dreams inside you now.”

I don’t speak a word of Spanish, but I’m pretty sure that’s totalmente accurate. Nailed it. Thanks for the tip, Morgan.