A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Blogs: The 9 Funniest Things In The Happening

(This week, we’re highlighting some of our favorite Videogum posts / video-related moments of 2008. So that’s why things look different, and are old, this week. And Happy Almost New Year!)

Originally posted on Videogum on June 16, 2008.

Lindsay and I went to see M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening yesterday. It was truly an epic FAIL, although to be fair, the people who turned around in their seats and yelled at us “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING AT, THIS ISN’T A COMEDY. SO RUDE” had a point. What the fuck were we laughing at when we should have been crying. “Why haven’t you welcomed us to heaven before this movie was released, God?” Oh wait, I remember what we were laughing at. Everything, you dumb idiots who were in front of us. You were so dumb.

There has already been plenty written about this movie. After the jump, we offer the 9 funniest things from M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening that we could put together using a Google image search. It will probably only make sense if you have seen the movie. We’re professionals at writing things that everyone can enjoy. Also SPOILER ALERT. But if you have seen the movie LAUGHS ALERT.


Dear The Happening,

Gabe and Lindsay.