Florida Church Planning To Tell Everyone About This Lady’s Sex Life

What do you do when you’re a 49-year-old mom, and you get a letter from your former church informing you that in a few months (on a certain date, nonetheless!) they’re going to announce from the pulpit that you have sex with your boyfriend? GO ON THE LOCAL NEWS, duh!:

I actually did some ORIGINAL REPORTING for this post, by IMing a friend who just arrived in Jacksonville, where this takes place, for the holidays:

lindsay: check this shit out (link). that’s your city!
anonymous source: every single person I’ve spoken to so far has mentioned it right away. It’s huge. Apparently the pastor’s phone number has already had to be changed.

There you have it, guys: journalism.