Operation “Force Russell Brand To Use Condoms” Begins Now

Russell Brand was on Kimmel last night to promote his role in Adam Sandler’s kid’s movie Bedtime Stories. After Jimmy asked him about his love life, Russell replied “I am profligately giving my love to all that will accept it.” He then went on to drop this bomb on the American people: “The Bible’s quite clear: “Go forth and multiply. It doesn’t say ‘Hey, wear a condom!'” Somebody call the Centers For Disease Control And Prevention, because Russell Brand is going to create his own mutant Long Island Ice Tea of STDs, leave them here, and sail back to Britain! The madness begins at 1:18:

If you see Russell Brand: throw condoms at him!