Being Andy Rooney isn't all glitz, glamor, and poorly-designed umbrellas. Before the last ungraciously mocked fan gift is laid out on Andy's desk, he's forced to have his hair brushed by someone forced to brush his hair: [videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] It isn't the music I'd pick (Mozart's Requiem) but it'll do. (Via Joe Mande, creator of the Andy Rooney Game.)