Vanna White Was The Original Gwyneth Paltrow

Vanna White wants you to look at yourself nude in a full-length mirror and ask yourself if you like what you see. Vanna White wants to know if you’re having fun dieting. She sure is! You can even have Mexican food! Isn’t that right, Spot?:

I think she stole Spot from the old Wheel Of Fortune carousel of tacky prizes. (Via everythingisterrible.)