A new season of VH1’s Rock of Love is starting soon. In a surprising twist of events, they decided that rather than fill an eyesore McMansion with trashy alcoholics who lack boundaries and clothing, they would fill a tour bus with trashy alcoholics who lack boundaries and clothing. Whoa! This isn’t your father’s Rock of Love! There is no such thing as your father’s Rock of Love! The extended trailer for the new season promises that there will be lots of sad on this show, and one exploded breast implant (yikes), all while proving that the hardest working people in showbusiness are the staff of the Celebreality STD-Testing Department. “Where is your vagina? I can’t find it in this forest of herpes!” Gross. I’m sorry. But also, where is her vagina? No one can find it in that forest of herpes. (Her=all of them.)
“All the blondes just came together, and that’s just what we do,” indeed.
Rock of Love 3 premieres January 4th.