The Today Show Investigates…Cleavage

The Today Show spent seven minutes, three “journalists”, and one doctor of their fourth hour today on the investigation of CLEAVAGE. This included interviewing drunk people in bars about cleavage, asking the question “Do men marry cleavage?”, and making Hoda Kotb contemplate suicide (above, right) while Kathie Lee wondered aloud about the exact age when cleavage “Isn’t pretty anymore.” It’s unbelievable. Also, the music:

This segment should have been called “Tempting The Terrorists: Cleavage Edition.”