My The Black List

The Black List was released today! What’s that? No, I’m asking, what is that? I guess the Black List is put together every year by the Genius Bars in Hollywood as a collection of the best unproduced screenplays of the year. You can see the full list here. supposedly it’s an honor to have your script on this list, although not as much of an honor as having your script on THIS list. But congratulations to the writers behind Beaver and The Oranges and the rest of the things I’ve never heard of.

But the true honor for an underappreciated artist is to have his or her work featured on My The Black List, which is a list of the best unproduced screenplays that never existed in the first place.

  1. Fart Town: Population Steve
  2. What Is In Your Mouth?
  3. Jail Escape 2: We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Jail
  4. Puppies: A Documentary
  5. Being White Is Hard!
  6. Wizard Community College
  7. Being Justin Long
  8. Romance Beach
  9. Mommy!

Congratulations to everyone who made it on my the list. You deserve a snack. [Ed. note: break for snack.]