“Gotta Love Sunflower Seeds!”

Gabe saw this video earlier and said he didn’t feel like making fun of this guy demonstrating his sexual prowess on a defenseless (and disturbingly family-couch-looking) pillow, but I do. If you can make it until the end (am I the only one?), it turns out to be a commercial for sunflower seeds. Or something:

It would be funny if someone in this guy’s family viewed this video and realized that they were sitting on the pillow in question. God, that poor, poor pillow. The opening shot of the lone pillow is kind of accidental genius filmmaking, though.