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What Should Brody Jenner Swallow?

I was watching the trailer for Brody Jenner’s new spin-off show, Bromance, and it gave me the idea for a fun new game.

The game is called “What Should Brody Jenner Swallow?” and it’s super easy to play. All you need is a six-sided die and your imagination. Take turns with your friends (preferably at a really fun party where a dice game is needed) rolling the die, and depending on what number you roll, that’s how many things you have to think of for Brody Jenner to swallow. Oh look, I rolled a six.

  1. Poison
  2. Bullets
  3. Poisonous Bullets
  4. LC’s Dick
  5. A Miniaturized Ship That Could Travel Through His Blood Vessels To His Heart And Implant An Explosive Device. But The Pilot Will Have To Make It Into Jenner’s Urinary Tract Before Brody “Breaks The Seal” If The Pilot Hopes To Survive The Detonation
  6. His Pride

Did I win?