I don't even have to say anything here because this screengrab is IRRESISTABLE: [videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] It's kind of a "Greatest Death Rattles," if you will, for this video for BodyFlex breathing exercises, in case you wanted your neighbors to call the homicide unit to your home. I think it's probably a sham. (Via the wonderful everythingisterrible.)