Gandalf And Bilbo Baggins Are Lovers

As a professional author of fan fiction, I’m always on the look out for ways to improve my craft, and the best way is to read the work of my peers. But the next best way is to have a comedian read from my peers for me. Thankfully, fellow femslash-selfinsertionist Chris Gethard has taken it upon himself to create a series of web videos in which he gives a dramatic reading from some of his favorite erotic fan fiction. In this episode, he tackles a story in which Gandalf and Bilbo Baggins fuck each other. A lot. Very NSFW language. Headphones up.

I do not know which is more incredible. The clever use of the well-known Hobbit tendency to eat multiple meals a day here being applied to their overcoming of genital shortcomings, or the fact that there’s a website called