Operation Watch This: Stavenhagen’s Food Pawn Shop

This is a 47-year-old short film directed by Adam McKay starring Steve Buscemi, Will Ferrell, Tracy Morgan, Horatio Sanz, and more. And I know that this is just the smoke of nostalgia getting in my failing eyes, but it really makes you feel like Saturday Night Live used to be less hit-or-miss. Aw, look at me carrying on.

It’s official: the nation’s economy is in a recession. Better get some extra bayonet-mounted chainsaws for your assault rifle. And most importantly remember: gum is not food.