The Lessons Of Crazy Gideon

(via HolyTaco)

As a rule, if you are ever in a position where you have to say “they say that I’m crazy, but they’re the ones who are crazy” to explain your behavior, then you are actually crazy. On the other hand, if you are just some girl at a party and you describe yourself to someone you just met by saying “everyone always says that I’m totally crazy,” you are not crazy. You are boring. Goodbye.

Just some useful rules for your rulebook.