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No Willard Scott, Beyonce Did Not Beg You To Teach Her Dance Moves

This morning The Today Show worshiped at the feet of Queen Beyonce (really — they played royal music as she strutted down a long red carpet like in The Princess Bride), and she played a concert and sang her songs. Also, this gross gross gross thing happened:

Thank god Beyonce wasn’t with Willard in person, or he might have done to her what he did to Ann Curry a few weeks ago. Get that guy something that cancels out Cialis, stat!