Ugh, He’s Just Not That Into You Is Looking Like The New Love, Actually

There’s a new poster for He’s Just Not That Into You, the already-over-hyped February chick flick starring every actor in Hollywood under 40. The trailer has been out since May, when May-Me thought it looked funnyish like How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days, but now the poster is out, the leaves have fallen from the trees, and November-Me is back to sneaking suspicions that we might have another Love, Actually on our hands. You know, Love, Actually, the bona-fide “New Christmas classic” that every chick seemed to suddenly own on December first of last year and make you watch again against your will? What IS IT with that movie? The full HJNTIY poster and some more ranting about Love, Actually after the jump.

See? Everyone is in it. Way too many people to keep track of. Okay, so Love, Actually: I have a lot of friends who love it, and I respect that because I love a lot of bad things too. But you can’t make an entire movie out of a montage. You just can’t. It’s not allowed.