Stephen Colbert Urges You To Scrub Your Balls With Axe Shower Tool

So last night’s Colbert Christmas Special had a special sponsor, and Stephen even did a special introduction of the commercial. They must have paid a lot for that, so someone needs to point out how gross it is: Axe Detailer Shower Tool:

I know that that commercial and product have been out since the summer, but seriously: gross! If you see one of those things in someone’s shower: jump out the window and run away. Leave your clothes. It’s just not worth the risk.