Vincent The Fashion Man: The Classy Naked Cowboy Of Chicago

I will contain my disappointment in everyone I know in the city of Chicago for not making me aware of this before today, because this is it: the MOST AWESOME video of Monday, November 24, 2008: “The Ballad Of Vincent,” a guy who has dressed up and danced his way into the hearts of Windy City local morning news viewers and anchors. Here are his greatest hits so far:

We can just all go back to bed now. There isn’t going to be anything better than this today. I love Vincent! (Via everythingisterrible.)