Pepper Potts, Fire Up The War Machine Suit, I’m Going To Pick Up Dinner

You know that part in Iron Man when Obadiah Stane uses the Stark Industries private jet to bring Tony some Ray’s Famous pizza from New York? Excessive use of a jet to indulge in delicious food FAIL. You get back in that jet, Obadiah, and you get down to Oklahoma City or you’re fucking fired.


Considering how often we make fun of cable access commercials, it’s nice to see someone finally getting it right. So so right. Hugs.