The Soup Finds Impossible Similarities Between Chuck Bass And Edward Vampirewhatever

Meeting at The Soupwalker Ranch:

Soup Staffer 1: “What will go really viral this week?”
Soup Staffer 2: “I don’t know, a Twilight/Gossip Girl mashup?”
Soup Staffer 1: “That’s too obvious. How is that even Soup related?”
Soup Staffer 2: “Just throw Tyra in there. It’ll work.”

And somehow, yeah, okay…sure:

Somehow thinking of Chuck Bass as a vampire takes away like 99.9999999% of his power. (Or “power.”)