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Let’s Be Realistic, You’re Not Going To Be In The New Judd Apatow Movie

For Judd Apatow’s new movie, Funny People, which judging by the poster looks like it’s a comedy about surrogate male pregnancy, a contest is being held on MySpace to win a cameo in the movie:

Touchè, Judd Apatow. I would have made a joke about how a MySpace contest was how Sidney Poitier and Sir Anthony Hopkins got their starts in professional acting, but you beat me to it. Let’s empty out our wallets and see who really wins. OK, three out of five.

The prospect of trying to write a 100 word MYSPACE COMMENT that sufficiently proves one’s self worth and startling talent is almost more horrifying than that Facebook murder last month. So don’t. I’ve provided a few for you. If you win, we have to split the cameo 50/50.

  • LOOK AT MY FUCKING FACE (5 words)
  • i’m not like the rest of these gay retards because I am not a gay retard this is gay your movie shouldn’t be gay so put me in it otherwise it will be retarded. (34 words)
  • EVERYONE SAY VERY FUNNNY ALL TIME I MAKE SO FUNNY WHEN YOU SEE ME YOU LAUGH MY FRIENDS LAUGH ALL TIMES. MAYBE ONE DAY I MAKE IT IN HOLLYWOOD BIZ IS MY DREAM SO THIS IS MY DREAM COME TRUE!!1! (22 words)
  • make her dreams cummm true with extra length go all night she scream for more you make it happen big man with ch$ap viagra for ultimate [email protected] (27 words)

As you can see, I left plenty of space in order for you to personalize these winning comments with details from your own life and NOT out of laziness. But the truth is you shouldn’t even bother entering because I have already posted the winning comment.

I guess this is as good a time as any to let you all know that today is my last day. Because of how I have to move to Hollywood now. Byeeeee.