Twine Ball Wars: It’s On

Nobody expects the CBS Evening News to be hilarious, but last night’s tongue-in-cheek report on the ongoing war between three competing “largest ball of twine” makers who totally hate each other made me laugh out loud — especially when the guy with the misshapen ball inspires controversy over what constitutes a “ball” of twine:

By the way, this is what the evening news is covering now. How long do you think they were sitting on this crucial story, just waiting for the election to end?