The Candy Nazi: The Crazy McCain Supporter That The World Forgot To Notice

Though she possessed the perfect combination of gumption, hatred, immaturity, ignorance, and self-assurance to become one of Election 2008’s viral video stars, this lady in Grosse Point, Michigan who refused to give out candy to children who supported “scary” Obama (or who had parents who did) simply offered her particular brand of craziness to the world too late. But it’s fun to imagine all the candy she’s stuffing her ignorant face with right now:

Let’s pour one out for that lady. She coulda been a contender, but her viral video dream was deferred. (Thanks for the tip, Jeff!)