This Little Girl Will One Day Rule Us All

A tipster sent this video the other day, titling it, appropriately, “Amelie, Jr.” But the election was so exciting that I forgot about cute kids for a few days. I fear this little girl’s parents might get icky about the amount of fame she’s currently enjoying on the internet and take it down, so watch her weave her magical tales while you can:

It’s cute because she’s French, and it’s cute because she’s a fucking genius. I can’t wait until she starts putting together elaborate, personal, and heartbreakingly delightful pranks on the citizens of Paris! (Thanks for the tip, Bob!)