Steve Guttenberg Runs Naked Through Central Park

I know it’s a special day and all, but Steve Guttenberg ran through Central Park with his pants off, and that takes precedence over just about everything:

Why did Steve Guttenberg run through Central Park half naked? The creepiest part of this is the way he’s stretching like a serious runner, and not a former celebrity who wants attention. I think Steve Guttenberg might have earnestly and sincerely ran through Central Park naked, you guys.