Duh Aficionado Magazine: The Naked Cowboy Is A Fucking Idiot

When I used to work in Times Square, back in the 1940s, I saw the Naked Cowboy every day on my way to and from work, and I seethed inwardly with the burning rage of a thousand suns. He is the absolute worst. So while it comes as some surprise that this sad caricature of human desperation is now considered a legitimate interview subject and basically a CNN pundit apparently, it comes as NO surprise that he’s the absolute worst.

(thanks for the tip, Gideon)

To quote my roommate when he wanted to dispose of a piece of furniture “what day is big garbage day?” And to quote me: “Well whatever day it is, put the Naked Cowboy in the garbage.”