But Where Is The Rollerblading Bank Heist Movie We’ve All Been Waiting For?

YES! FINALLY! A slasher movie that centers around snowboarding. Cold Prey trailer, you guys:

Haha. SCARY TO THE MAX! Well, it turns out that this movie, originally titled Fritt Vitt, is Norwegian, so it probably doesn’t have that much Mountain Dew in it, or almost anything X-Treme. But, when it gets remade in America with Breckin Meyer and Seth Green, it is going to be so intense, bro, you are going to be like PAAHHH, and you’ll be so pitted. The trailer for Cold Prey 2 after the jump.

When Barack Obama is president I hope he puts that kid in charge of Schools AND Oceans.