Joaquin Phoenix Is Just Calling To Say He’s Never Calling Again

This week there was news that Joaquin Phoenix quit acting, and everyone said “It’s a stunt!” and we said “There’s not a weird video of it yet, who cares?” But now there is. Here is the weird video of Joaquin Phoenix giving Extra an “exclusive” and saying he’s quitting acting:

The best part is the pullout showing Casey Affleck’s face. Like, we didn’t even know Casey Affleck was there. Hey, it’s Casey Affleck! Anyway, that was that: Leaf is on drugs or something, Max in space, etc. (Via GoldenFiddle.)