Joe The Plumber’s Day Off

This could have been very embarrassing for John McCain! He thought that Joe the Plumber was going to be at his rally, but then it turned out that Joe the Plumber was not at his rally.

Phew. Total pro save. We’re all Joe the Plumber, you guys. Close call. If recoveries were champagne, this would be Dom Perignon. What? I’m a total metaphorverick.