We Cannot Hide From The Peanut Cat

This cat who, with a degree of single-minded ambition and drive that is scary to see in a cat, opens a thing of peanuts by himself, is the most famous cat on the internet today. (There’s apparently controversy as to whether these are really peanuts, because that’s what there should be controversy about today):

Seriously, that cat is everywhere. You know what I’m going to do? The next time I get an ignorant scare-tactic email forward about a certain candidate being a socialist, which has been happening all day for some reason, I’m not going to get worked up. I’m just going to send back Peanut Cat. (Thanks for the tip, Edith!)