Kal Penn Could Make Me Vote For The Phone Book

Kal Penn has a get-out-the-vote video! It’s about Adopt Five, a voter rallying strategy to get people in Florida to vote who might otherwise forget or be disenfranchised. Kal Penn is so wonderful and awesome and humble and just the best. He doesn’t try to be clever or do some stupid cliche reverse-psychology gimmick. He’s just himself. I wanna Adopt Five — of his babies! Opposite of Zing!:

Be sure to stay tuned until the very end, with the flag lady. (I think this post should technically be filed with the baby animals under “Cute As Balls,” so that’s where it will be filed.)