The End Fake Rap Movement Suffers A Stunning Defeat

Ouch. Shit just got real. Maybe you guys think this is just a joke. We will see who is laughing when Fake Rap is PRESIDENT! (What?) I don’t know how much more plainly I can put this: fake rap needs to go to jail, and the only way that’s going to happen is if you sign my hastily put together non-binding on-line petition. Probably. I am not a lawyer, so I don’t totally understand the legal ins-and-outs of putting a conceptual form of parodic music in jail, I just know that it’s possible and we have to do it. What I’m trying to say is that the new Free Credit Report ads featuring a rapping Ed McMahon are here (thanks, Amil), are the worst, and need to be stopped.

Uh oh. I’ll be right back guys. I have to run to the Genius Bar because I just shot my computer in the face.