Justin Timberlake Is About As Unclever As You Might Think

Our campaign promise to you is that after November 4th, no more of these unbearable celebrity get out the vote ads. CHANGE YOU CAN BARF ON.

See what he did there? You give your girlfriend the box and inside is your dick and a ballot. I’m surprised he didn’t sing “I’m voting sexy back.” I actually really like Justin Timberlake’s music (nullus), but every time I see this guy I think “where is your piano keys scarf, jazz band nerd?”