There’s An Original New Show On TV Tonight Called Time Warp?

Just ten years after we thought the television people had run out of ideas, comes Time Warp, a new show on Discovery that premieres tonight. This is the show, okay?: Just a bunch of activities shown in extreme slow motion. That’s it. It looks awesome, I’m serious, for real. Here’s a guy getting punched in the face, and a wine glass breaking:

(The video has been up for a while, but the Discovery site says the show is new.) On top of how cool this show looks, I guarantee it’s the only family television you’ll see tonight that includes the phrase “defecate blood.” And you can make suggestions for things you want slowed down! (Via PopWatch.)