An Army lady in Iraq found a puppy in a burning pile of rubble, and now the Army took her puppy and won’t give it back:
That’s mean. And the Army is all “We can confirm that the puppy is alive.” Oh, thanks, good, you guys are real animal lovers, resisting the urge to kill it. Also, soldiers in Iraq are not allowed to have “pets or mascots.” Like sports mascots in furry costumes? Because that part is funny. She’ll get the puppy back, it’s been on the TV set now!