NSFW: Audrina Patridge’s Breasts

Months ago, Lindsay Robertson put out a call for some screenshots of Jason Segel’s penis. Gross, Lindsay Robertson. I mean, the human body is beautiful and blah blah blah, but also no, and don’t. Nevertheless, we at Videogum recognize that our readership is primarily made up of 14-year-olds (with a 90/10 split between girls and boys), and that all of you are very curious about what’s happening to your bodies right now. You’re also very curious about Audrina Patridge. You are so full of curiosity!

The point is, this is a blog, and by its very nature it has to do things that blogs do no matter how much we might wish in one hand otherwise. So, when MTV forgets to blur out Audrina Patridge’s nipples in an episode of The Whoops, we put it after the jump.

Yup. That is a human body! Have you ever noticed how even the biggest assholes dumbest idiots have friends human bodies?